Saturday, March 10, 2007

Quiz Calypso

Well it had to happen as the askcalypso pages have gone crazy. Calypso
I look forward to dropping in and catching up with you all.
I've already told Portia and Freddie about
the blog so you might even see them drop in too!

81 comments:

Calypso said...

Darlings, she is older than the doomsday book but looks even more tragically ancient because of all that dragging of the lazy slipper and clicking of the stick business.

Anonymous said...

My house spinster eats too much cheese. It's gag-making especially when she gets her poodle to eat the vomitsome stuff. How do I get to change schools to St. Augustine's?

Calypso said...

Darling anon, It may not be as great as it sometimes sounds here. For a start we have Honey O'Hare to deal with!

Anonymous said...

Anyone going down the KR this half term?

Anonymous said...

why does everyone go to all an girls school?

Anonymous said...

I don't, I go to a rubbish state school but there are two fit boys in amongst the trolls.

Anonymous said...

id love to go to an all girls boarding school
but unfortunately i have to go to a mized private about 40 mins away from home
nt so much fun

Anonymous said...

I'm angry!
I live in Belgium, So I can't speek very well English,, en there's only one book published!
It's called: Hoe versier ik een prins and it's like the only book.
So no stealing or no duelling princes.
:(
Is'nt that tres tres bad???

Anonymous said...

No Reactions At All..

Anonymous said...

Thnx! ;)

Anonymous said...

I go to a mixed private school and i live just down the road darlings but my single mother struggles so (how tragic) mon grandpere pays the fees but i boarded for 3 months when ma mere was learning to become a police officer - how gauche! x

Anonymous said...

i love calypso!!!
she is my idol.
xxxg

Anonymous said...

Don't be angry belgium girls. Stealing Princes is out in Belgium now and the rest of the series is coming. :( I care deeply for your pain. Deep&Meaningful person

Anonymous said...

freds hasn't used the blog yet! probaly to ruddy embarested to show his bloody royal face!

Calypso said...

Oh yes he has! He's on the FREDS MADE A MISTAKE DUMPING ME! Which I think is a bit richish to say the least, Calypso

Anonymous said...

Is it true you were modelling at London Fashion week? My mate said she saw you with F, Versace!

Anonymous said...

No! I was there but it was all a misunderstanding. I was walking across to my seat with honey (yes she has her uses) and I fell across the cat walk. F.Versace looked tres fabulesque as EVER! I loved her black hair, black glasses, black everything. Even her black straw was tres cool. Oh and Honey took my goodie bag. I supose she did get me the invite. She was wearing a hamster coat which was a bit of a tear jerker but admittedly tres soft. She's been quite nice actually all half term. Even took me to a party where Kelly Osbourne was on the decks. The Moet flowed and Honey danced the night away on tables....Sarah grounded me but Bob overode her on Thursday afternoon because he got sick of me moping.

Anonymous said...

hating honey, why do you bother with her?

Anonymous said...

i agree. hampster fur? If u have to wear fur make it mink, they are so mean and viscious. Wiped out our entire hen population - including chicks! Ghastly creatures. I'm a big snake fan personally - and rats, they are so affectionate.

Anonymous said...

Calypso who do you like better Freds, Malcolm, or Billy?

Calypso said...

oh my days wot a Q! thank goodness im enigmatic

Anonymous said...

Calypso I have to know who do you like better Malcolm of Freds?

Calypso said...

Am having major case of the dilems over M & F and am giving up txting for lent. I hope god appreciates that and that the boys don't 4get i x-ist.

Anonymous said...

calypso how many valentines cards did u get xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Calypso said...

19 - all from m8s apart from 3....

Anonymous said...

Calypso you are so cool and your books are the best in the world.

Anonymous said...

Calypso one questoin who sent you the tiara? This is so cool

Anonymous said...

Yeah who did send you the tiara from this weeks gossip collum?

Calypso said...

I'll get back to you on that right after I kill Honey for posting the goss

Anonymous said...

3 hmmm freddie malcolm nd ???? do ure rents send u 1 or ...

Anonymous said...

But seriously darling who did send you the tiara? Was it Freds or Malcolm?

Anonymous said...

Darling Freds and Portia haven't said anthing on this blog yet. When are the going to say somthing here?

Anonymous said...

Daring where is your next fencing tournament? Is it in France or maybe its in Hungary. ??? Hope you'll reply soon.

Anonymous said...

I think I know who's responisble for the tiara darling txt me

Anonymous said...

Oh Indie you have to tell me darling. Was it Freds, Malcolm, or Billy. Please tell me.

Anonymous said...

Darlings, I LUV these books. They make me feel, so,so, so real...(which I am)

Anonymous said...

Darling, I feel so bad 4 u. I am just an American freak 2. but im nt rly a freak. Acually im the opp.
But I would kill 4 some super fit buys @ my boarding skewl!

Anonymous said...

Darling, how ru? Well, I think what Freddi did was wrong, but the world keeps turning! ♥

Pink♥ said...

Sweet ♥ whats up? Does anyone live in America? And want 2 be my new friend? If u do E-mail me Brooke94juicyprincess@yahoo.com LUVZZ

Calypso said...

Word to the the wise and wonderful america rocks (even if Sarah and Bob are on parental patrol ther)because Honey's not there! I hate honey.

Unknown said...

Darling, everyone HATES honey(almost) and she shouldnt give anyone trouble becouse shes had so much Botox we could hit her and her nose could fall off!!!

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Pink♥ said...

Yes,true true..

Calypso said...

yes, but I love her Personal Stropper Service - she will do a Honey Rant in any shop where you've suffered cruel or nasty service. Perfect for scaredycats like me who haven't got the courage to stand up for myself. I always just say, erm...sorry actually no don't worry about the change you scary tank-type man and wimper(as I did this afternoon in the Odd Bins in Windsor) Honey went went ballistic and got me five pounds - and they only owed me 59p. So brilliant. Oh and I wasn't buying alcohol Sarah and Bob if you're snooping. I was buying diet coke.

Anonymous said...

Calypso darling i think that you are falling for Freds, especially on his blog about how you said that what he said was cute. tisk tisk you're going to have to choose soon between freds and malcolm.

Anonymous said...

Yes you are falling for him, and his hair doesn't look natural, it looks like he dyed it. He told me he didn't dye his hair, you would know wouldn't you?(i'm your worst nightmare from Texas who sent that message) Well anyway get Star on here, I love snakes and rats to (they are very intelligent animals) but I pretty much love any animals except for cockroaches of coarse, I just can't help it. I also want to hear her opinion about Freds.(of what I've read I kind of agree with her, sorry)

Calypso said...

no of course his hair is not coloured. wot do u take me 4. I may be quite foolish but i'm not totally tragic, well not in the fullest sense of the word. oh and he doesn't even use gell and nothings happening anyway so stop winding malcolm up and oh I'm exhausted. I need a hershey bar only Honey knicked them all bcause she's on that chocolate diet

Anonymous said...

she is STUPID!!! I say hersheys choclate bars for all!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madeline said...

Mon ami Calypso Darling. How do you possibly survive that deplorable Freddy and all of his HRH demeanor and such. If I were in your shoes hun, I would have moved on AGES ago. Please Calypso, do elaborate.

Calypso said...

I'm staying schum-ish on the Freds/Malcolm issue for the minute for obvious reasons (the book). Also Freds gave me his Eades shirt and I wore it on the KR today with leggings. Honey was wildly jealous. She actually said. "I'm wildly jealous of you American Freak." I said "oh, thanks awfully" and blushed a bit. Then she said. "I was being sarcastic." I really fear for my brain and judgement.

Anonymous said...

darling i just got a bunny and my daddy got me a tiara. he said it was because i'm his little princess. I love my new bunny darling you were right they are the best pets. oh yeah by the way how's rex?

Anonymous said...

Hey, haven't heard from you for a while on here. Book must be hectic, anyway I know it's Saturday but I wanted to wish you a happy Easter! Erm... if you celecrate it... otherwise I've made a fool of myself.
Anyway as always, I wish you well!

Fathful,
Anonymous (I'll get a sn one day)

Anonymous said...

I've had the wierdest dream. I was sharing a dorm room with Prince William, I hated his guts so much, I just couldn't stand him.So I went back to Florida?(I don't even live there)Well he came to Florida and convinced me to come back, I have no idea why I went back to England. He brought me back to the dorm (it was college) and then he started kissing me, and for some strange reason, I stuck my tonge into his mouth!!! Later we went to a bar, typical for him, he started making out with another girl. Strange indeed.

Calypso said...

OMGA I take my eye off my own blog for what...five minutes (ok maybe a bit more but I've been studying really hard for my GCSE's!) So for the record, I lurve tiaras and bunnies! They rock! & I miss chatting on my blog and I am going to start deleting the blogs of people impersonating my posse and friends. That goes for you fake freds!

Anonymous said...

One Question darling who is the real Freds? Is it hrhfreds or freds?

Calypso said...

hrhfreds is THE REAL freds and I am banning the fake freds not just for their sheer fakiness-ness but because they are sooo not tres amusingesque etc-ish

Lil_Miss_Book_Worm said...

Calypso,
how come its only you and Portia who have blogger accounts? are the others gonna get proper blogger accounts or are they just gonna use the Other option?

Calypso said...

good question. cause we bother i guess. oh well shruggedy shrug. more exams, more slavery. onward and onward they push us down the path of gcse drudge. my joie de vivre is seeping away.

Anonymous said...

im so lost on the hole tiara thing!:( i think i need to reread or something, or i need to figure out wat this is about online. sigh. how troublesome. o and i would like to hear more from mchamish. great guy he is.

Anonymous said...

hey every1 out there hu goes 2 an all girls skl doesent it totaly suck!!! i mean there is nobody 2 fancy!:(
luv u all

Calypso said...

the entire tiara debacle was one of honey's practicle jokes. she sent me a tiara which created a much gossiparama - everyone started thinking freds had proposed or something. i had to take action.

Anonymous said...

hey peeps! im from Singapore. i really enjoy th books. but i was thinking what are th characters horoscope? each one of them. hehe. im just interested. ciao. (:

Anonymous said...

Why did freds dump calypso?

Anonymous said...

I have a question regarding the movie: If there really is a movie, will it be coming out in both the USA and the UK??

Anonymous said...

why does the dumping princes paperback have to come so late..october '07? can't it come earlier, 'cause i dont have enough money to buy the hardbound and im desperate to read it.. HELP!

Calypso said...

i just write the books soz

Anonymous said...

I have a pretty random question. But I was just watching a vid and all the sudden something you wrote came back to me. Something about the boys not dancing..(well?). Anyways, so, would you rather dance with a fit guy who does Eurodance or a fit guy that doesn't dance well. o.o;

Anonymous said...

I was wondering if your planning on making the books into movies and if so I'm dying for a role please!

Anonymous said...

hey calypso. your books are pretty awesome! tell tobias that he is the most awesome... student at st augustine's!

(but if it's a girl's school, how can he attend?)

Anonymous said...

Bears of distinction, such as Tobias are welcome anywhere. they cross gender bounderies.

Anonymous said...

If you do make a movie I would kill for a role.

Anonymous said...

I'll personally kill anyone who goes for the role of moi

Anonymous said...

Personal message to Calypso. As you see, I nearly wrote on every pages of this lovely Blog. As I told so many time to spread my pseudoname -Lily- I am french, 14, and fan of england, boarding schools and fencing. I love to read since I am so small because I can escape in these books. When I can't sleep in my bed the night I imagine I am in St Augustine and that we are doing a mightnight feast. That we have a fencing competition when I am so lonely. I read or write. What I love. So much. WHen I did read the pages of this website -how to become an author- I really took notes. ANd I really want to become one. I already started a novel. If I didn't use my real name on this blog , it's because I want to be someone else. Lily, it seems english, isn't it?
I was so happy when you responded to my messages, especially for the boarding schools, evn if my mother will never be OK with that. And about the va-va-va voomish.
I hope I could have Calypso life, and that's the reason why I would have love a book 5. But if you don't want to write it, I understand.But I WOULD read Calypso chronicles even if it was boring!!! (Hey! the desperate french coming in St augustine, isn't it a good idea for a Calypso 5???????????????????????? xxxxx)
I would like to thanks Tyne, and to tell her that her world is just great and that her daughter can be proud of her, because Tyne really seems to love Cordelia.
So please, if you don't want to write Calypso 5 becuse you think people will find it boring, first your fans are so devouated that you won't loose them and you can also think about the "frech touch". A crazy/wise french girl coming in St Augustine. fan of fencing. advising you to have freds back and dump Malcolm (xxxx). what about that?
Please write back!!!!!!!! I'm wating for the blue link!!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxLily

Love of Life said...
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Love of Life said...

Hey Calypso do you enjoy listening to rock music? If not you should because its very wonderful (at least i totally think so)

Anonymous said...

Hi darlings, out of intrest plzz tell me calypso satys with malcom. oh god i hate freddie hes so last season

QueenJade said...

you guys r lucky living in Briton ! I live in New Mexico USA!
~~~~~~:>
ps its a snake lol

charlouiseox said...

hello calypso. I live in england but not in london. so there isn't any boarding schools near me. What's it like living near a eades ???

Pien Pouwels said...

Calypso,
I was just wondering, what is your actually heigh?
The book says you're tall but I
It's kind of a stupid question but i'm very curious.
just want to know the exact numbers.
x Pien.

Unknown said...

jus sayin ur a little parinoid about most things like portia [book 2] and ur parents

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