Saturday, March 17, 2007
Personal Stropper Service
Honey is now providing a Personal Stropper Experience. If you've had bad service in a shop, she'll sort it out for you for free as long as it is Sloane Street, the KR or Bond Street - £2 damage to nail polish surcharge for Ken High or Portobello. Further afield and she'll email her Personal Stropper Rant to anywhere in the world so start naming and shaming the shops you luv to hate.
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yay! At last something good Honey can do for the world. I'm shaming the Apple shop on Regent Street where Honey will find 2 security suits for every shopper. By the time I found a service point the guy was so sniffy and rude I wanted to scream but I am too refined and charming and scardy-catty. If Honey could personally strop every suit in there I will pay 50p damage surcharge per nail!
Ah brilliant. Pizza Express KR. Go get em Honey!
This the perfact job for Honey
Defs
just witnessed a flabberdashedly mad rant in A&F! Honey has a real talent for stropping? We all slunk out left her. She's possibly still there though. She can strop for Britian.
I hope that honey likes her job because Thats what she'll be doing when she gets older because thats all she can do
wow i cant imagine honey working i mean she'll actually earn money instead of using her daddys plastics
im shocked but she'll be good at it
xx
I bet she'll quit soon. She can't hold a job for lone.
i mean long! :S
Honey has just been arrested for personal stropping. She had Oopa cut a Gucci bag up - not because of poor service but because Gucci is Chavistic. She has asked for care packages to be sent to Saville Row police station - that's to Oopa Gunbanie. She was released without charge.
honey's a @@%^$&*R(( !!
excuse me Gucci is not chavvie!! if she starts thinking even that is chavvie, what will she put down next??? she's only sneered at the entire world!! next she'll be hating Georgina Castle Orpington, who is a darling. xxx's
stropping is THE thing for Honey. i'd LOve to see her lay into some poor retail manager or something.
I'd love to see Honey finally hating Hon. Georgina Castle Orpington. or Poppy Minxy-Darling O'Hare. that would be DUH-licious!
Darling, i don't do love
oh and darling fyi gucci is as chavistic as it gets. soon the ultimate chav, vicky beckham aka posh spice will smash against your shores. believe me once you've seen/heard her you will have your manservant slashing anything gucci in in sight
Persoanlly darling Labels are silly. So what if it is the lastest fashion in Paris. This is England not France, so what if Gucci has your favourite colour bag. DEAL DARLING. LABELS ARE NOT THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!
^^ So not true. Labels separate you from the rest of the kids at school. It determinds weather your in or out.
Darlings gucci is soooooo chavvy and go honey i might need to borrow you!!
i am doing an scatter gun attack on all the gucci chav stores actually as my alternate D of E (my daddy threatened to sue the school if they sent me on the regular D of E)So I just have to do something that benifits others. I am such a ledge!
Honey just got stun-gunned by security at Gucci on Bond Street. She'll be out of action for a week.
oh yes darling, honey is just the spawn of satan for this job. she needs to go to express in georgia. the man there told me that i couldnt buy the outfit i wanted because he didnt think i could afford it. how dare he. he also said i wouldnt look good in it. isnt that my choice not his. uhg. send honey right away. i want to see the little wet get trashed by her. it will be fabulous!
xxoo! hillary
in my opinion aeropostale shirts are too tight cant a girl have a baggy shirt?xxxxA
Of course she can darling, and if it looks dreadful just find a nun with safty pins to help fix it into a classic
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