Monday, May 28, 2007

I hate granola

Seriously, Sarah & Bob (the major supporters of the granola industry) its time you learned the truth. Not only is "staying regular" the least impoortant thing on my mind a la mo, it is not a suitable sticker to attach onto an impressionable young teens care package for all to see!

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just want to say I absolutely love granola. Since I started feeding it to Tiger he's been much more alert-ish.

Anonymous said...

I agree, Sarah and Bob you can send the granola to moi. Tobias adores it. x g

Anonymous said...

you can't blame a parent for caring

Calypso said...

Sarah, I've told you STAY OFF MY BLOG!

Anonymous said...

hey Calypso, i don't favor granola either. why don't Star and George have their little pictures by their messages and why doesn't Georgina write in blogs more often?? She's a darling and I would love to see her opinions on things. that Honey's a bitch though. and the freds impersonater (i spelled that wrong) is CREEPY. Honey stuffs her bra 2, so they have something in common! Ha ha!

Anonymous said...

hey why doesn't MALCOLM blog on this thing?? oh and calypso, i divised a test for you to find out whether you like Freds or Malcolm better. Have one of your friends, at a random time, shout LOVE and one of the boys' names simaltaneeously. If your face lights up, and you get "That feeling" in the pit of your stomach, then that's the guy for you. sounds stupid, i know, but it really works. do well on your GCSE's and remember to swallow down the occasional vodka when you're worn out from study. x's and all that.

Anonymous said...

because I don't do granola or blogs

Anonymous said...

but granola love you calypso

Anonymous said...

r mchamish, star, georgina, and freds all the real ppl? if so why don't they hav pics beside them? o an i hate granola too

Anonymous said...

I hate granola too seriously, it is soooo icky darling. I simply adore tomatoes. Yum, and those freds impersonators are wrong in the head.

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Anonymous said...

AHHHHHHHHH granola, ye olde hippie food. To enjoy it properly you have to be wearing at least one of the following:
a)love beads
b)something tie-dyed
C)a belief that peace is the only answer

Anonymous said...

i must say, calypso has been passing me her granola bars and i find it keeps me very regular and much chirpier too.

Anonymous said...

I adore granola, Darling.....

Anonymous said...

Thank you for the granola care package sarah. I must say i think you americans are very generous to turn your attentions and give a lttle charity to our poor convent. I know i shouldn't speak ill of his holiness but i don't think it would kill him to increase our luxury allowance. I think i mentioned that they've only gone and cut us off cable tv now! I know people think of us nuns as dull types but we liked the OC as much as the next girl although some of those girls were right little madams. Coronation Street just isn't the same if you want my humble opinion. too wet. Anyone who agrees write to his holy father, The Vatican, Vatican City and recommend he ups his game nun- wise (very nice chap in other respects if you like that sort of thing-older chaps i mean not him personal)

Anonymous said...

hey...
where's freds!
I LOVE FREDS!!

Calypso said...

Freds is in America on official nonsense which means he won't get his granola care package from sarah this week. I am sure he's weeping

Anonymous said...

well personally, i don't mind granola. but it depends if it's in a granola bar. if it is, then we're in business.

Anonymous said...

hey calypso
: )
just wanna say i think your SWELL
and that i cant stand granola either...
x

Calypso said...

Freds and I just shared a bowl of Granola. It was soo moving even though our lips didn't meet. He says he's perfecting the art of Granola-ing for his up coming visit to LA! It was a swoony moment.

Anonymous said...

Granola's scrummy-umptious as long as the rentals didn't procure the chav type with peanuts in it. Ugh! My fav is the dried cranberry/pecan stuff.

Anonymous said...

But Boojie, you know that granola are much more better than these suspects colored cereals!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hum... calypso err, I thought you dumped Freds? So why did you guys share a bowl of Granola??? Hum hum!!
But I totally thing Freds is better than Malcolm for UU!!!!!!

Anabelle...* said...

I love granola bars! But I've never tried granola cereal! Lol

Anonymous said...

Hey Calypso, I know granola biscuits from LU, but are granola cereals a knid of muesli with oats and honey?
xxxxxx Lily

PS: can someone tell me what's the difference between xxxx and xoxo (is the first one european and the seconde american???)

Calypso said...

o = a hug and x = a kiss! xox calypso

Anonymous said...

Thanks!!!!!
xox

Anonymous said...

Calypso Kelly

U R THE BEST, DARLING!

Biggest Fan Eva!

Calypso said...

mwah, mwah, mwah,

Anonymous said...

ARGH!!! MALCOLM WROTE ON THE BLOG!!! i think we need to have a bog devoted to freds and mal. so we can find out EVERYTHING they are up to!!! XOXO

Anonymous said...

calypso, when did you break up with freds? are you still pulling malcolm, darling?? XOXO

Anonymous said...

OMG i hate granola its icky and omg malcom i think u should blog more often u av fans 2 and i think you and calypso were defo perfect 4 each other and i think freds was mad to dump er

Catty said...

honestly, i think it's all a matter of taste. I actually like the cinnamon ones. and they really do fight off hunger to keep ur tummy trim but satisfied. You just have to find the kind u like. my mom is a personal trainer so i should know. she is always getting nasty health food.

Anonymous said...

what actually is granola?? is it like hard flapjack - peeps have tried to explain but i don't uderstand .... oops, probs beacuse my minds on other things, like all your esapade calypso!! xoxo

Anonymous said...

my dad makes this good sugary granola
My mom says i shud eat a candy bar instead and it will be better for me!

Calypso said...

It's a breakfast cereal made of toasted wood chips and honey.Bob and Sarah love it, which says a lot darlings.

xxxxA said...

dear calypso it is not nesicarily true that all granola is bad there are like tons of different kinds and some are good xxxxA

Anonymous said...

OMG PEOPLE WAT ARE U SAYING?!?!?!?! GRANOLA IS LIKE THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!!! I CHUG DOWN LIKE 189 LBS OF GRANOLA A DAY!!!!!!!!!! OMGGG!!!! SARAHH!!!!! I LUV YUUU!!!!! UR THE BOMB!!!!!!! CAN U MAKE ME SOME OATMEAALL???? PLEEASASEEE??? IM UR NUMBER 1 FAN!!!!!!!!!AND I LIKE YOUR SHOES!!!!!! xD
with love, THE GRANOLA FAIRY

Anonymous said...

P.S SARAH....I LOVE U WITH ALL MY HEART... AND BURNING PASSION... <3 <3 <3
ILL WAIT FOR U MY LOVE,
THE GRANOLA FAIRY
s'(^_^)'S

Anonymous said...

Quaker Chewy Granola Bars...yes! Granola, Granola... eww. It's like wheat grass juice, which is disgusting. And I agree, that freds and malcolm should have their own blog... and if malcolm doesn't want to blog then he's a loser and you should choose Freds! Just sayin...