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comes up the corridor I'll gat back to you aghhhhhhh!
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...from book to film
The original blog for the Princes books from the Calypso Chronicles by Tyne O'Connell. Meet Calypso and the gang and find out gossip and antics that you don't hear about in the books. It's packed with all the latest news from St. Augustine's School for Ladies. The latest goss from the KR and what's happening with Prince Freddie!
Forearms and Photos
Unbelievable stuff happening in Calypso town, also known as life inside my head. Can't believe some of the gossip that is going around. Malcolm who is looking more and more like Chuck Bass off Gossip Girl has definitely got a thing going on with Indie.
Fact: Prince 'ohh look at me' Freddie, fit as he is and with fine forearms and that floppy hair etc, told me last night that Malcolm has a picture of Indie in his wallet. Of course he had to Facebook stalk her to get it but surely it's lurve… I, on the other hand, have a snap of Tobias in my purse. He's the only boy I've been able to rely on lately.
Fact: Prince 'ohh look at me' Freddie, fit as he is and with fine forearms and that floppy hair etc, told me last night that Malcolm has a picture of Indie in his wallet. Of course he had to Facebook stalk her to get it but surely it's lurve… I, on the other hand, have a snap of Tobias in my purse. He's the only boy I've been able to rely on lately.
A Castle in Scotland
Reeling in the New Year from a castle in Scotland!
I have just spent Christmas in London in bed with flu. I hope I am well enough to attend Malcolm's New Year Party at his castle in Scotland. My Facebook invite popped up today but we've all known about the party for weeks. Its been the talk of Eades and St Augustines. Everyone is going. All the overseas girls are flying in to reel in the new year with the kilted clansmen.
I was just reading some of the comments pasted up on the party wall and suddenly lo and beholden I received a Facebook "poke" from Freds. I was quite, quite stunned. It has been months since I heard a peep let alone a poke from him. He's become quite reclusive after a year of being the Eades Playboy - a period in which I eschewed him like mad. He even pulled Honey and most of her ghastly possy including Anastasia a new girl who thinks she is the worlds gift to boys with titles. She's so not. If he thinks I am going to reply to his stupid poke he can think himself blue in the face. Why should I endorse his snoggerly ways.
I am not poking him back and I am certainly not going to speak to him at Malcolm's party. He can pull every girl in the room if he wants. I shall be aloof and disdainful and pretend I don't notice.
More will be revealled after the Party, so check back in....
I was just reading some of the comments pasted up on the party wall and suddenly lo and beholden I received a Facebook "poke" from Freds. I was quite, quite stunned. It has been months since I heard a peep let alone a poke from him. He's become quite reclusive after a year of being the Eades Playboy - a period in which I eschewed him like mad. He even pulled Honey and most of her ghastly possy including Anastasia a new girl who thinks she is the worlds gift to boys with titles. She's so not. If he thinks I am going to reply to his stupid poke he can think himself blue in the face. Why should I endorse his snoggerly ways.
I am not poking him back and I am certainly not going to speak to him at Malcolm's party. He can pull every girl in the room if he wants. I shall be aloof and disdainful and pretend I don't notice.
More will be revealled after the Party, so check back in....
Tyne O'Connell
...from book to film
Pulling Princes Movie
The script is finished! Hoorah! Start doing small circular dances and spread the news...
Googling Arthur
New Book Out Now!
Tyne's new book is: GOOGLING ARTHUR.
On Facebook London teen Izzy has a fabulous life. She has 3,789 friends. More than half of them are boys.
Real life is a boring summer alone in London with her dysfunctional family. But add Arthur - the most googled hot young start in the world - and a summons from her wayward father in LA and you've got a series of mortifying YouTube clips, poker parties, twitter madness, anti-girlfriends and a bad Hollywood film. Izzy's about to discover what happens when your real world and Facebook world collide.
"...reads like an old-time comedy of errors. This novel is a trip worth taking.." – School Library Journal.
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On Facebook London teen Izzy has a fabulous life. She has 3,789 friends. More than half of them are boys.
Real life is a boring summer alone in London with her dysfunctional family. But add Arthur - the most googled hot young start in the world - and a summons from her wayward father in LA and you've got a series of mortifying YouTube clips, poker parties, twitter madness, anti-girlfriends and a bad Hollywood film. Izzy's about to discover what happens when your real world and Facebook world collide.
"...reads like an old-time comedy of errors. This novel is a trip worth taking.." – School Library Journal.
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The Carefree Days Of Yore
My life as a little girl - beloved daughter of Bob & Sarah, this years proud winners of California's Granola Eating Championships - is at an end.
I am now a rat on the wheel of the British Boarding School System. No one cares about the Real Me anymore - not that I'm certian I had fully discovered myself, but there we are, that phase is at an end. All anyone cares about now are my grades and what my grades can do for the school in the league tables. All I do is work, study, worry and eat large amounts of chunky monkey ice-cream (but only on a Thursday because my thighs were starting to swell according to Honey).
On the weekends, when I should be applying vast quantities of lipgloss and swooning around Windsor looking windswept and carefree with lovely boys with castles, I am running a high risk of being mistaken for a girl with cares who eats chunky monky three days a week. Also I have taken to going to the gym everyday because i read it helps you de-stress. Now I have read that exercise ages you! Quelle Horreur This is DI-stressing not de-stressing. Oh, for those carefree days of yore.
I am now a rat on the wheel of the British Boarding School System. No one cares about the Real Me anymore - not that I'm certian I had fully discovered myself, but there we are, that phase is at an end. All anyone cares about now are my grades and what my grades can do for the school in the league tables. All I do is work, study, worry and eat large amounts of chunky monkey ice-cream (but only on a Thursday because my thighs were starting to swell according to Honey).
On the weekends, when I should be applying vast quantities of lipgloss and swooning around Windsor looking windswept and carefree with lovely boys with castles, I am running a high risk of being mistaken for a girl with cares who eats chunky monky three days a week. Also I have taken to going to the gym everyday because i read it helps you de-stress. Now I have read that exercise ages you! Quelle Horreur This is DI-stressing not de-stressing. Oh, for those carefree days of yore.
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Boarding school life, fit boys and general madie-ness
A Swoony Moment With Freds
Freds and I just shared a bowl of Granola. It was soo moving and swoony even though our lips didn't meet. He says he's perfecting the art of Granola-ing for his up coming visit to LA!
Mouth like a public loo
any blogs with obscene language will be deleted. What if Sister Regina saw it? & That includes you creepy lost soul from the village - yes you with the tissues stuffed down your bra! You can see the tufty tissue bits sticking out.
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Dumping Princes out in the USA
Dumping Princes out in the UK
36 comments:
She's just pulled a chav from the village with hairy hands and dental needs beyond the scope of the NHS to assist
oh la la
good job honey. have fun with that.
Oh darling Honey and I are the very very best of friends we do everything together an- oh thank goodness she's gone, actually I think she's a toxic psycho toff who's out to get- Honey! you're back! [please help me god please help me!]
I just saw a girl on the KR with the furry fendi sick bag Honey threw up in (forgetting it was hers). Can this girl please identify herself because I will happily buy the bloody bag off you just for the sheer joy of chucking it into the thames. Only please tell me its not the exact same one? I'm having nightmares!!!
Freds frup off and go to bed. I know the only reason you're still up is becuase you're thinking of moi. And you know I only leant that bag to Calypso because it was sooo last term and I vomited in it because last season's must-haves always make me vomit. If you find that girl I will happily throw up in the bag and throw both bag and girl in Thames for you! When I say moi of course i really mean Oopa -even if I have to prod him with the electric cattle prod daddy gave me for an early Valentine's prezzie. Oopa's fractured back story is so tiring I'm going to give him a prod right now just for good measure. Oh the simple pleasures, aren't they always the best darling!!!
OMG!!! honey is like soooo my idol, i am sooo over good girls, so calypso watch out, honey is sooooooo taking your role.
moi
go freds!
Okay, I don't want to wade into debates about Freds or lipgloss or nuns for that matter but who is this bloody Honey everyone keeps banging on about? Should I have heard of her? I asked Calypso and she fell on the floor in one of her fits of burping giggles. Much the same reaction from Star and Indie. So anyway point is, cutting to the chase and all, is Honey real or just a joke? Because if she does exist I definately want to meet her!
ssssshhhhhh honey will throw a tantrum and sue you if she thinks you have neva heard of her. She is 100 % real and 100 % mean. but i still luv her kinda xxxxx cio
It's true - me Freds, the KR tomoz
so never happened
lol nice try honey :)
Star is a sad jealous chav born of rock rubbish. My father is sueing her father for injuries suffered after she put Brian in my bed. And I've never been in a wretched village where the inhabitants have dental needs.
Darlings you've simply got to try chav hunting! It's incredibly exclusive and sooo many fit boys are into it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9Z2GYTxldY&NR
Honey you are so mean to Calypso because she's from america and that she pulled a prince and you didn't. haha. why don't you try being nice to people for a chance and find out how that go's.
Nice moi? When you have looks like mine darling being nice just looks excessive and crass.
Honey-DARLING-do shut up for a change. It was bad enough that you mulitated your poor rabbit absinthe, but do you REALLY have to go in and on about your stuck-up concited self for much longer?? It's getting very boring.
VERY, VERY boring.
I hate false humility it's so calculating. Some people love me some people love what I've got.
I don't love either.
ooh ah
just for the record, i am now officially at war with honey. She's been sent to coventry and says she doesn't know why. Well if Freds and Malcolm didn't send the tiara who did? Yes,,,honey did.
*gasp*
Chav hunting...Hillarious. So of course I had to look some more videos up, even though they don't have the required shot gun and it's in three parts it is pretty good.
Ep 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_S5kfXeT_o
Ep2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cgopNVDEx0
Ep3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QCyTiDBo6o
I have just had Oopa slash a bag in Gucci (Chav label of the universe after Versace). And believe it or not - the authories had the audacity to arrest my poor man servant for his civil act of kindness to girls of taste everywhere. They have charged him with malicious damage the thugs. Please send Oopa care packages to Saville Row Police station.
poor oopa has been released on bail following a charge of malicious damage.
go back to your granola calypso. poor oopa my birkin! He was proudly serving queen and country doing his civic duty. Besides I'm the one who paid the wretched bail. its an outrage. actually you're an outrage.
im so totally confused!! wat tiara? am i missing some big secret or am i just dumb? :(
who cares about honey?
so let me get this strait honey sent you the tiara?
Why????
Yes its true security stun-gunned her in Gucci on Sat. She's out for the week, so while the streets of London and Windsor are safe, he's causing havoc here. Good news is she has a rather nasty twich in her left eye.
WHAT???
honey is hilarious!
honey is just plain mean
the gurl honey is satinz daughter ...id like to give her a gud slap if u ask me ...- bryannas the name and tellin the truth is my game
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