Friday, February 23, 2007
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
...from book to film
The original blog for the Princes books from the Calypso Chronicles by Tyne O'Connell. Meet Calypso and the gang and find out gossip and antics that you don't hear about in the books. It's packed with all the latest news from St. Augustine's School for Ladies. The latest goss from the KR and what's happening with Prince Freddie!
Forearms and Photos
Unbelievable stuff happening in Calypso town, also known as life inside my head. Can't believe some of the gossip that is going around. Malcolm who is looking more and more like Chuck Bass off Gossip Girl has definitely got a thing going on with Indie.
Fact: Prince 'ohh look at me' Freddie, fit as he is and with fine forearms and that floppy hair etc, told me last night that Malcolm has a picture of Indie in his wallet. Of course he had to Facebook stalk her to get it but surely it's lurve… I, on the other hand, have a snap of Tobias in my purse. He's the only boy I've been able to rely on lately.
Fact: Prince 'ohh look at me' Freddie, fit as he is and with fine forearms and that floppy hair etc, told me last night that Malcolm has a picture of Indie in his wallet. Of course he had to Facebook stalk her to get it but surely it's lurve… I, on the other hand, have a snap of Tobias in my purse. He's the only boy I've been able to rely on lately.
A Castle in Scotland
Reeling in the New Year from a castle in Scotland!
I have just spent Christmas in London in bed with flu. I hope I am well enough to attend Malcolm's New Year Party at his castle in Scotland. My Facebook invite popped up today but we've all known about the party for weeks. Its been the talk of Eades and St Augustines. Everyone is going. All the overseas girls are flying in to reel in the new year with the kilted clansmen.
I was just reading some of the comments pasted up on the party wall and suddenly lo and beholden I received a Facebook "poke" from Freds. I was quite, quite stunned. It has been months since I heard a peep let alone a poke from him. He's become quite reclusive after a year of being the Eades Playboy - a period in which I eschewed him like mad. He even pulled Honey and most of her ghastly possy including Anastasia a new girl who thinks she is the worlds gift to boys with titles. She's so not. If he thinks I am going to reply to his stupid poke he can think himself blue in the face. Why should I endorse his snoggerly ways.
I am not poking him back and I am certainly not going to speak to him at Malcolm's party. He can pull every girl in the room if he wants. I shall be aloof and disdainful and pretend I don't notice.
More will be revealled after the Party, so check back in....
I was just reading some of the comments pasted up on the party wall and suddenly lo and beholden I received a Facebook "poke" from Freds. I was quite, quite stunned. It has been months since I heard a peep let alone a poke from him. He's become quite reclusive after a year of being the Eades Playboy - a period in which I eschewed him like mad. He even pulled Honey and most of her ghastly possy including Anastasia a new girl who thinks she is the worlds gift to boys with titles. She's so not. If he thinks I am going to reply to his stupid poke he can think himself blue in the face. Why should I endorse his snoggerly ways.
I am not poking him back and I am certainly not going to speak to him at Malcolm's party. He can pull every girl in the room if he wants. I shall be aloof and disdainful and pretend I don't notice.
More will be revealled after the Party, so check back in....
Tyne O'Connell
...from book to film
Pulling Princes Movie
The script is finished! Hoorah! Start doing small circular dances and spread the news...
Googling Arthur
New Book Out Now!
Tyne's new book is: GOOGLING ARTHUR.
On Facebook London teen Izzy has a fabulous life. She has 3,789 friends. More than half of them are boys.
Real life is a boring summer alone in London with her dysfunctional family. But add Arthur - the most googled hot young start in the world - and a summons from her wayward father in LA and you've got a series of mortifying YouTube clips, poker parties, twitter madness, anti-girlfriends and a bad Hollywood film. Izzy's about to discover what happens when your real world and Facebook world collide.
"...reads like an old-time comedy of errors. This novel is a trip worth taking.." – School Library Journal.
ADVANCE COPIES AVAILABLE TO FANS NOW!
be part of it
On Facebook London teen Izzy has a fabulous life. She has 3,789 friends. More than half of them are boys.
Real life is a boring summer alone in London with her dysfunctional family. But add Arthur - the most googled hot young start in the world - and a summons from her wayward father in LA and you've got a series of mortifying YouTube clips, poker parties, twitter madness, anti-girlfriends and a bad Hollywood film. Izzy's about to discover what happens when your real world and Facebook world collide.
"...reads like an old-time comedy of errors. This novel is a trip worth taking.." – School Library Journal.
ADVANCE COPIES AVAILABLE TO FANS NOW!
be part of it
The Carefree Days Of Yore
My life as a little girl - beloved daughter of Bob & Sarah, this years proud winners of California's Granola Eating Championships - is at an end.
I am now a rat on the wheel of the British Boarding School System. No one cares about the Real Me anymore - not that I'm certian I had fully discovered myself, but there we are, that phase is at an end. All anyone cares about now are my grades and what my grades can do for the school in the league tables. All I do is work, study, worry and eat large amounts of chunky monkey ice-cream (but only on a Thursday because my thighs were starting to swell according to Honey).
On the weekends, when I should be applying vast quantities of lipgloss and swooning around Windsor looking windswept and carefree with lovely boys with castles, I am running a high risk of being mistaken for a girl with cares who eats chunky monky three days a week. Also I have taken to going to the gym everyday because i read it helps you de-stress. Now I have read that exercise ages you! Quelle Horreur This is DI-stressing not de-stressing. Oh, for those carefree days of yore.
I am now a rat on the wheel of the British Boarding School System. No one cares about the Real Me anymore - not that I'm certian I had fully discovered myself, but there we are, that phase is at an end. All anyone cares about now are my grades and what my grades can do for the school in the league tables. All I do is work, study, worry and eat large amounts of chunky monkey ice-cream (but only on a Thursday because my thighs were starting to swell according to Honey).
On the weekends, when I should be applying vast quantities of lipgloss and swooning around Windsor looking windswept and carefree with lovely boys with castles, I am running a high risk of being mistaken for a girl with cares who eats chunky monky three days a week. Also I have taken to going to the gym everyday because i read it helps you de-stress. Now I have read that exercise ages you! Quelle Horreur This is DI-stressing not de-stressing. Oh, for those carefree days of yore.
Want To Go To Boarding School in England?
Boarding school life, fit boys and general madie-ness
A Swoony Moment With Freds
Freds and I just shared a bowl of Granola. It was soo moving and swoony even though our lips didn't meet. He says he's perfecting the art of Granola-ing for his up coming visit to LA!
Mouth like a public loo
any blogs with obscene language will be deleted. What if Sister Regina saw it? & That includes you creepy lost soul from the village - yes you with the tissues stuffed down your bra! You can see the tufty tissue bits sticking out.
GIVE - nostrings!
another of my fave charities
Dumping Princes out in the USA
Dumping Princes out in the UK
49 comments:
Star here! I am soooo customising ALL my clothes now. Who else has has a problem with horrible shop working type people who have NO sense of humour? Have they not heard that saying, LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU, STROP AND PEOPLE WILL TAKE THEIR PLATINUM CARDS ELSEWHERE? Just because a girl likes trying on mad clothes for a laugh, does not mean she is obliged to buy them! It's true, I asked the ultra nice store security guard at TopShop today.
posted by Calypso at 10:32 PM on Feb 23, 2007
HONEY RIPOSTES: Oh Gawd darling, lighten up! When shop-working-type people give me grief - which of course they never do because I do have a fabulous life and every designer on the planet gives me free stuff - I simply have daddums destroy their career or do an uber-strop. If I can't be shagged to cally Daddums or throw a strop I pay someone else to throw an uber-strop for me. I don't even know what TopShop is you peasant. We don't have a TopShop on Sloane Street.
CALYPSO BEGS: If you know anything maginifique or trivial or mad or really funny please share it with me. I am doing my GCSE's this year and I am having right royal boy troubles. I know that boys are just our play things and I shouldn't take them too seriously but it is tres, tres, tricky not taking them seriously when they don't txt you for over two hours on end! Seriously! I have exams to sit, they should be reassuring and supportive because one day I will be sooo spendid they will fall over their crowns to gain my favour.
I hate snivling shop workers who kick teenagers out of shops for "attitude" so we take our parents plastic elsewhere. kiss your commission ta ta
Darlings what is with fit boys and how they never seem to notice a stunning girl whom they should pull when they are right in front of them? Malcolm and Freds I desperatally hope you are not like this because it drives us madly posh toffs even madder. Yaah that's about all. Love the blog darling.
I agree darlings is this a confidence isssue? Because I'm not frued just a stunning angel sent from heaven with a platinum card. Get your acts together. You need a game plan for a stunning angel like moi
Chav hunting rocks. Soooo bored of chavs and their racist, biggoted fame obsessed mentalism. Tally ho i say.
ok so mi so called friend ????????
sed i looked like a DUCK .
but b4 tht showed this horrendous pic 2 mi other um ....friend nd they both started laughing nd showing eachother disqusting pics of me. nd saying i look nice in them ... nd then laughing. Now im not exagerating those pics were tres tres horrific.
so after ward s i sed tht i wanted them 2 stp ... they didnt so i sed they were being harsh.
soo one of them went into a shop nd i took it up with mi other friend nd i sed it was bullying. she started taking mick nd going all sarcastic saying how it wass all worst case bullying scenario. then she sed i looked like a DUCK .
Now she luvs ducks so im nt sure whether 2 take it offencivly ?.. soo i ignored her nd only responded in short pharses.
dunno wat 2 do as i go 2 skl nd get bus wit her hmph help pplz .
OMG OMG THERE IS THIS FIT GUY WHO GETS MI BUS HOW DO I GET HIM TO NOTICE ME ?????????????? XXXXXXXXXXX
To Rex's biggest fan! Just think of Rex darling, you are obviously maddeningly stunning and yr friends are enraged by the comp. Take heart!
Best way to get Fit Bys to notice u is to develope UQ (Unique Quality). Mine is fainting and babbling and applying lashings of lip gloss. If you feel Bus Boy needs more, there is a how to pull fit boy section on the site www.calypsochronicles.com
hey rex's biggest fan - the duck strikes back at http://www.calypsochronicles.com/characters/
he soooooooo cute xx
yah 4 duck rights nd u r totally right calypso ducks r stunning inteligent and fantastic xxx nd yes the duck does strike bck
Why can't American boys be as cute and wonderful as English guys? They have such cute lips! And teeth! and faces! Not even celebrities from here are as cute as them! I am Soooooooooooo Moving to the UK when I finish college.
I'm really attracted to British guys as well. Especially William Moseley from Chronicles of Narnia.
he's just so cute! And the fact that he has great abs totally doesn't hurt.
:)
Sorry, that last anonymus was me.
Honey is winding me up something chronic! I'm ready to snap
What is it?
Don't you just despise shop people, darling? My friends and me tried on some prom dresses and we were given the third-degree by this old hag, who probably wouldn't notice fashion if she sat on it!
Calypso! Please tell us which Freds is the real Freds and which one is the impersonator? I'm going insane trying to figure out replies!
Oh, Portia, darling, you are such a role model! I've tried to be like you all aloof and enigmatic and dainty but I still working on it. Portia darling, speak to me, i need a good natter!
everyone thinks I've got some enigmatic magic thing going on but actually Honey is right for once...fact is I just think for so long before I say anything the moment is lost. Ah well...
Well All I can say the abosulte fittest chap in the school is not in my year. I simply fell in love with him second term and I cannot get him out of my head. He had long hair now it is shorter and it is like golden and is eyes are a stormy blue.. He could play Billy
will anyone speak english here?
Will anyone speak english
Hello funny girl. What specific style of English are you longing for? Honey does accents? And I can do American.
what do you think can distract someone with guy issues?? becasue i need help with that. anyone got any advice??
oh and funnygirl, i can do a LA valley girl accent, and I hear Calypso is rather good at that.
another thing, what is the difference between hunybuny and Honey?? and who is impersonating Freds??
what do you do when you have a large group of friends, and you've just broken up with a guy they thought was so perfect for you. then you hook up with another guy who they think is bad for you. All your friends are split among this issue of whether you should stick with the second guy or dump him. and what if you really liked second guy, but you are now having doubts??? i need serious help.
Doubts go hand in hand with boys. As Shakesy said "To be or not to be" or something yea gadsish like that. "Whether 'tis nobler in mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." I am so going to ace English GCSE! Yaah! But back to your lurve doubts. I think you should write the question on a piece of paper and go to sleep on it and you might know whether rebound guy is what you want really want or you're better off suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortunes. You never know what fortune might turn up - it might be an outrageously fit boy?
Turns out the freds impersonater is a bit of a weepy creepy lonely girl from the village.
I am so over boys dithering. From now on I shall only answer my mob with a curt message, "Free on Sat at 2, meet you on the bridge in Windsor!'
Sister Regina, we all know that you are calling yourself "haveanicecupoftea"!
Hey!!!
Can u tell me what's fashion and trend in England now???
OMG! So much! Thank godness you r here Calypso! We have this nasty girl at our school just like honey (Sorry Darling but you are a bit of a b!t(h..) and she just told me 1 of her secrets! LISTEN HERE! A girl at my school would go out with Josh-THE CLASS WANNABE! And me and you are the only to know!
Now i need your help darling, There is this major hottie who i lik and he says he likes me 2. But when he's with his friends he acts like he doesn't! Wat should i doooo darling?
Help!
u should maybe get im on his own and record him secretly sayin he really likes you and then if he blanks you in front of his mates again you should play back the convosation on the tape and then all his friends will like sooo totally be shocked and treat im the way he treated u. which i think is really harsh behavior in the first place from him that is not fair on you. soo embaress im as much as pos hope my advice as come in handy darlin. and if that doesent work start flirtin with his friends that will get im so jelous and crazy over you te he i speak from expeirience
I adore the store...Buckle!
Lil2hot4u...this guy sounds kind of like a jerk, but if he says that he likes you he praubly does..! You should maybe ask him why he changes his attitude around you when he is around his friends...
Calypso, do you have Jack Wills in ENG?? i should hope so, as it's from ENG!!! i think you and your mates would LOVE it. Send Malcolm there; it's almost as good as Ralph Lauren. www.jackwills.com or something like that. LOVE YOUR BOOKS!!!! i am reading them backwards, Dumping Princes, found Dueling Princes in Waterstones the other day. LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU!!!! XXXX A. PS are you still pulling Malcolm?? you HAVE to be, he is from Kiltland!!! i'm from Australia, but i live in Killand. is tres tres tres COLD...
Lil2hot4u, get him all alone...!!!
XXX
Lil2hot4u, darling I have advice for you! Just talk to him and see if he realises he's being a total...idiot, yaah? Oh and Calypso, just wanted to know if you could come to the Dior shoot next Saturday? Let me know soon, darling, got to make sure we get front-row seats!
darling please stay with malcom. Scottish guys are HOTT!!! I do so deteste freddie but him and star would be fantastique
Ciao ciao
Star hates freds!there is this totally fit boy in my class his name is matt and my BFF has the biggest crush on him. alyssa my BFF caught danny another boy in our class breaking a school rule and threatened to tell on him. danny offered to ask matt out for her if she doesn't tell. she doesnt know what to do, please help i wont tell her i posted this on the www. i will give her friendly advice ha, as if i could come up with a solution for fit boys!come on!xxxxA
ps i dont know what he did darling this is what she told me but i would get killed if she knew what i just didxxxxA
PS does Mr.Wellend have a blogger name?(bell end)
I really need advice xxxxA
I am assured, what is it — error.
I apologise, but, in my opinion, you are mistaken. Write to me in PM, we will discuss.
it's been like 3 years since you left the message of a promise for a book 5
Post a Comment